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Have you heard the best blonde jokes ever?!?

1.)Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said, CONCENTRATE.
2.) Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken!
3.) Two blondes were observed in a parking lot. They were working with a coat hanger on a locked Mercedes. Finally the first girl said, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain, and the top is down!"
4.) A blonde womwn walked into a bar that had a sign marked, "For Men Only." "I'm sorry, Miss", said the bartender."We only serve men in here." "Great!" replied the blonde, "I'll take two of them."
5.) Emphasizing the importance of a large vocabulary, the English teacher told the class, "Use a word ten times, and it will be yours for life." The blonde student in the back of the room closed her eyes, and repeated under her breath: "Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave."

1.) A blind man walks into a bar and says "does anyone want to hear a good blond joke?" Everyone in the bar stared at him. The man next to the blind man said "listen buddy, the bartender here is 6 foot 5, weighs 260 pounds and is blond. On the left of you is a man who weighs 340 pounds, six foot four, and he is blond. I am six foot two, weigh 290 pounds and I am blond. The man behind me is six foot eight, weighs 360 pounds and he is blond. Now are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks about this for a moment then says "I guess I better not if I have to explain it five times."

2.) Three men are talking about how stupid their wives are. The first man says "my wife bought $300 of meat because it was on sale, but we don't have room for it all in the fridge." The second man says "my wife just bought a Mercedes, but she doesn't even know how to drive." The third man (who is blond) says "my wife just left on a vacation to France with five boxes of condoms. She doesn't even have a penis."